Top 10 Things You Want to Say to a Guest But Can't:
10. Wipe the drool from your face! We know you are a slot zombie, but you don't have to prove it!
9. What part of $10 minimum do you NOT understand?
8. I don't suppose there is a cordial personality in there I could talk to.
7. Oh, I'm so sorry let me just put that $5 loss back on your card!
6. With that charming demeanor, I can't imagine WHY you are such a LOSER.
5. Get your "high-roller-$3-comp-ass" outta my face. NEXT!
4. Have another beer and maybe it won't matter anymore.
3. Look at my face- Now, do you think that I care?
2. I think that's WHY they call it GAMBLING!
1. Well, not all losers are just forgotten... Custer for example!